God help you if the sun sets on you here - I guarantee a win, but calling it a win is ironic.

I'm going to write stuff and hope someone notices.

I guarantee a win, but calling it a win is ironic.

My iPod contains BOTH Spice Girls albums, BOTH purchased by me for ME to listen to.

And it’s rare that I don’t dance like a monkey on LSD when the Spice Girls come up on random.

And I’ll tell you this: If you can’t dance to this, you can’t do nothing for me, baby